You know you’re Italian when…

Among the Italians communities around the world, and specially in USA and Australia, there is a long list of peculiarities that a “real” Italian should have. This is a part of the list with the funniest sentences you can find on it.

You Know you’re Italian when:
You have a nonna.
Your nonna’s meat balls are the best.
You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
Your car has a green red and a white bow with a horn attached on the mirror!
Your favorite slow song: Ti Amo.
You know all the words of That’s Amore.
The Godfather is your role model.
At least one person in your family does a great impression of Don Corleone.
You love Nutella… anytime…
You always dress to impress.
You love Versace, Gucci, Prada, Armani, just cause they are Italian.
You’ve been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by either your mother or your nonna.
Pasta, pasta, pasta everyday.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
You have many relatives named either Joe or Mary…
Your grandfather had a fig tree.
You’ve always wanted a red Ferrari.
You feel strangely comfortable when you sit on plastic-covered furniture.
You think have a concrete backyard is nice.
You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 9 courses despite the fact that you don’t eat half of it.
You actually believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bomboniere at your wedding.
You always have a friend who ‘owes you a favor’.

If you want to know if these stereotypes are still true or not, why don’t you take a course at AdG Italian language school in Florence?